Drama Berbabak-babak bersama Justin Bieber (malay)

harinie, 21/4/2011,aku kene teman Justin Bieber pegy jalan2 kt KL bersama cikaro jambu die,Selena Gomez. tp ade limit,pukol 1:30 kene gerak pegy Stadium nk buat soundcheck dgn rehearsal skali. tp bdk nih sumpah sengal....camnih ceritenye:

Aku: Ber(aku panggil die 'Ber'),bile nk dtg stadium?!! aku dh tunggu lama dah nih!! (phone call)

JB: Saborler...aku tgh santai2 kt Flamingo nih...tibe2 awek aku nk mencekik Hot Dog harinie....

Aku: kaw ade je alasan,kaw xyah nk buat alasan yg tak munasarawak taw!! xkan kaw xpenah bagi Hot Dog kaw kt die?!!

JB: tibe2 plak die mengidam...terpaksalah aku layan~ kaw tunggu sane...dalam 20 minit,Abang Rozmy nih hantor aku kt sane.

Aku: elok le tuh. aku nih pon xsolat Zohor lagi nih...dah sampai jgn lupe text aku!!

dalam 20 minit tepat die sampai kt Stadium Merdeka dgn awek die yg masih rakus mengulum Hot Dog yg dibeli dkt Flamingo td.mule2 jer,kitorg pegy buat soundcheck.music director punyer mood ade baek arinie...biasalah,baru lepas mencekik Tenok Bakor kt Warung Pak Munawer pukol 11 pagi td. mase tgh soundcheck,ade plak insiden yg susah nk diceritain:

Aku: Ber, bdk2 ade buat request kt radio...die nk kaw nyanyi lagu Cinta Kristal~

JB: Yekew?!! aku dpt call yg fans aku nk aku nyanyi lagu Kopi Dangdut...

Scooter: Dik Non, ade org amik gambor kaw dgn Selena mase kt Airport...xsangka kt Malaysia pon ade paparazzi!!

JB: Hah?!! Ape bener?!! Kay,aku dh cakap dgn kaw yg aku xnak org amik gambor aku dgn awek aku!! ni yg nk merajuk nih!! benci gua,benci!!

Aku: Udah2 le tu Ber...ni smue utk peminat2 kaw gak~ xyahlah nk merajok...dh macam Shuib Sepah dah aku tgk!! Shuib Sepah tu lg hensem dr kaw taw tak!!

Scooter: iyelah Dik Non, aku akan pastikan gambor2 tuh xkan tersebar luas..ekaw percayolah cakap den nih hah!!

JB: Cer kome tgk kt Twitter nih!! dh dua gambor teman disebarkan!! ape yg Abg Scoot buat?!! Sentap hati mak nak...!!!

Aku: Baru dua gambor...dah lah...Abg Scoot,bawak dorg pegy ronda2 kt Stadium nih~ klu rase nk mencekik,pegylah kt kantin tuh...menu spesel harinie.'Sandwich Mengkarung Salai'....

Scooter: Yelah, Dik Non....jgnlah merajok lagi...dh macam tenggiling dah abg tgk...

JB: Mak hampa taw tak,nyah...sanggup mika buat teman camnih!!

Aku: Sudah2!! Sementare mengkome2 smue nk meronda2,aku nk pegy solat jap~ Ber,malam nih aku blanja Satay!!!

Malam sebelom nk start show tuh, fans smue dh menjerit2 macam Pontianak Shuhaimi Baba!! Lepas tuh,media2 smue berasak2,bergaduh2 dgn pihak berkuasa kt situ...katanya xboleyh amik gambor Bieber mase tgh perform nanti~ aku dh pelik?!! bile mase ade undang2 camnih?!! sape punyer arahan?!! rupenye baruku taw yg smue nih angkara Bieber sendiri!! Lahabaw betol!!

Aku: Ber!!! what you have done Ber?!! mike2 tu smue nk cover story kaw jer...bkn nk jatoh kan kaw!!

JB: aku peduli ape!!! Sumpah media2 kt Malaysia nih cam hampeh~ gambor aku dgn awek aku pon nk amik!!!

Aku: Udah2 le tuh....nih jam dh pukol 8:45 dh nih!! ate,kenape xstart lagi?!!

JB: aku malaslah nyah....nih smue kaw punyer pasal lah nih,xnk control media2 dgn press tuh smue!! i hate you!! i hate you!!!

Aku: Omong kosong!!! aku nk kaw pegy perform skrg...Mizz Nina dh lame abis buat opening act!! dahlah die tu cun plus jambu!!!

JB: okay2!! tp janji,malam nih blanja aku makan Satay!! xnk ade paparazzi taw?!!

Aku: iyer....pegy naik cepat!! dh xlarat aku nk layan kaw nih!!!

Tepat jam 9 malam,die perform sampai jam 12 tgh malam~ boleh dikatekan best gak lah!!! lepas habis show, teros aku bawak pegy makan Satay dgn Mizz Nina skali!! haha...menyirap Noh Hujan!! hehehe

Aku: Ber,ape2 hal aku nk ckp thank you sbb sudi dtg sini nk perform utk kitorg~

JB: memang kerja aku...nk buat camner....pasal gambor tuh,aku maafkan kaw~

Aku: cantek!!! tp boleh tak kaw tolong aku?!! aku nk nombor phone Miley Cyrus boleh?!! bolehlah...aku dh blanja Satay nih!!

JB: nanti aku hantor business card kt kaw~ eloklah,die pon tgh single....

Aku: haha,thnx!! sayang kaw lah!! (menyindir)

kalau nk diikotkan,dari pagi tadi aku nk tempeleng die nih!! banyak sgt songeh!! gitulah citer kitorg.ape2 hal,kalau ade Beliebers yg bace bende nih...aku suke Bieber pnyer talent tp aku bkn fanatix sgt lah!!! okaylah,chaw!! wait 4 da next story with other artist right?!!

100 Things You've Gotta Know Bout Me~

1. my full name is Khairil Ashraff Bin Kamarudin

2. Born in December 14th,1993

3. sharing birthday with Vanessa Hudgens,Michael Owen and Nostradamus

4. i love Hip-Hop and R&B so much!!!

5. i love movies that can impressed me with its storyline,script,acting and style of filming~

6. imma athma survivor but it came back if i do sports or did something active

7. i suffered chicken pox 2 times

8. my dreams is to be Malaysian Dreams....

9. i wanna make a movie bout me and my friends around me

10. i wanna be seriously in entertainment business

11. i wanna be a rapper

12. i wanna be movie maker who make big budget movies

13. i write raps if im bored

14. i love to draw things that cross over my mind especially during my classes

15. im not a smoker and drug addict

16. im playing bass guitar(not profesionally but i have one)

17. i refused to learn to ride a motorbike coz to me there is no niggaz who ride a motorbike

18. my major imfluences in entertainment industries is Michael Jackson, Usher, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Madonna, Dato' Siti Nurhaliza, Sudirman Hj Arshad and P. Ramlee

19. i love to watch P.Ramlee's movies especially 'Enam Jahanam'

20. some people said im funny but its hard to make peoples laugh~

21. imma superheroes fan!! my favourite- The X-Men and Batman

22. i will impersonating MJ during my free time

23. i enjoyed the old songs more than new songs

24. imma Star Wars Geeks!! my favourite episode- Episode IV,New Hope

25. i never dream bout ghost

26. i would like to have younger girl to be my girlfriend

27. i took computerized driving test bout 3 times but i passed my driving licenses test for 1 time only

28. my UPSR result-1A4B,my PMR result-3A4B1C and my SPM result-4A2B2C1D

29. im not active in sports during my school time but im still tanned(sunburn maybe)

30. my ambition when i was lil kid was to be a doctor and architect

31. imma quiet and strange as a kid

32. i got an alter ego named 'O-Kay'

33. i have a few nicknames- Acap,Kay,Khairil,Ash(lame name) and sometimes juz 'K'

34. imma former street magician when i was 14,i stop doin it to concentrated for my exam

35. i like animals but i dont want to take it as a pet

36. i hate amphibians like frogs and toad...

37. i hate lizards,all lizards families bcoz i have a tragedy behind it

38. i loved to befriends with all the girls but i never had a girlfriend

39. i never involved in serious relationship till now

40. TV is my life

41. i do adored Justin Bieber(his talented derr) but im not a Belieber

42. i love literature....and im serious~

43. actors and actress i love most- Johnny Depp,Cameron Diaz,Keanu Reeves and Angelina Jolie

44. celebrities that i would like to meet- Katy Perry,Eminem,P.Diddy, Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart

45. im not a K-Poppers

46. i used black slang to expressed my english

47. i hate techno,electro and all roots of rock music....to me its a trash!!!

48. i got different autograph and signature

49. my favourite subject is English and sometimes Math but i hate History

50. i have more friends but no enemies!!!

51. i was one of the bullied victim

52. i love fish but i dont like to eat fish...not that much~

53. imma Twihard Fans!!! Team Bella!!!

54. im hotter than Bieber~ thats it!!!

55. i love a lot of girls but i shy to tell em....what a wasted!!

56. i can rap freestyle in Malay and English and sometimes both~

57. in love with Ashley Greene and Keri Hilson!!!

58. if there is nothing could stop me,i will marry Nelydia Senrose(Malaysian actress)

59. i would like to take Tiz Zaqyah and Kilafairy as my sister!!! haha

60. i dont like to listen Indonesian songs but i juz love Dewa 19~

61. i like social networking especially Twitter!!

62. imma fan of Michael Jackson since 4 years old~

63. i would like to take Miera Liyana to be my first girlfriend...thats a joke~

64. i wanna be in one of Afdlin Shauki's movie....at least one!!!

65. my dreams is to buy my parents a personal jet and a big house with a pool!!!

66. ive met a lot of local celebrities including Saiful Apek~

67. i never attend any concerts ever in my entire life but i do watch a special performence by local artist~

68. i want my music to be nominate in Grammy's and Mtv one day!!

69. i like tudung girls but i dont like red/blonde hair girls!!!

70. my first movie i watch in a cinema was Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace

71. i like to give more than receive especially when it involves money~

72. i really2 hate politics

73. i dont like melbourne shuffle and techtonick(?) coz to me its lame.....

74. i dont like girls who wear make-up to much....its plastic!!

75. my favourite things to do is dissing people...yup~

76. imma 7-E's Junkie!! Slurpee is my Moet and BigGulp is my Crystale

77. i love to go to record and DVD store but i dont want to buy any...

78. my favorite place to waste is library and bookstore

79. to me,white guy is lame

80. i love to watch Mtv Channel Asia bcoz of VJ Holly...juz kidding~

81. people love Avatar but i dont

82. my first cartoons ive watched was Transformers(80's)

83. i only read American Comic books than Manga

84. i dont like when people keep compare me with others

85. i dont like to be judge

86. i dont like when people said im not better than the others and want me to be like them~

87. i juz love to be myself

88. the first country i visit was Indonesia

89. i like swimming but i cant swim for long time...cramps!!

90. i like sandy beach but i hate to keep it clean

91. to me more money,more problems

92. i want a twins as my first child~

93. my first Disney's movies i watch was Toy Story(1998)

94. imma class monitor when i was Form 5...i take the chance after i refused to it for 10 years

95. i love baby girl than baby boy

96. i want a simple but mesmerize wedding ceremony

97. i love fast foods especially McDonald's

98. im an obese when i was young but now,im slimmer than 5 years ago~

99. imma humble person but i want people to know me more

100. i hate horror movies but i do love romance movies!!